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Blonde Idiot

Sun Dec 18, 2005, 11:46 PM
Blonde's Year in Review:


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later that
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped because
top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!!!


What a year!
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~TheDarknessCallsMe Apr 26, 2006, 2:34:12 PM
YOU have BEEN HIT BY THE BEAUTIFUL STICK!!!!
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ONCE YOU have BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW YOU are REALLY FINE AS HELL. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU will BE CURSED WITH UGLINESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. SO DONT
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~JiroBat Apr 13, 2006, 6:23:07 PM
*poke!* Heya

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~DeadPoetsShadow Feb 27, 2006, 1:40:50 PM
a quick hello? and how goes it

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~skareo Feb 7, 2006, 5:14:13 PM
I like your work, I'll stop by again soon! :handshake:

Take care :)

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~TheDarknessCallsMe Feb 7, 2006, 3:04:06 PM
YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED

1- You can hug the person who hugged you!so HUG ME <3
2- You can't hug the person more than 2 times
3- You -MUST- hug at least 6 other people
4- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon... don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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~ehtele Dec 18, 2005, 7:32:56 PM
Thanks for the fav and friends list add :)
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